Fact: Did you know simply touching your eyeball can be very hazardous to your appearance?
I learned this all by myself, yesterday morning.
All I did was try to wipe a stray eyelash out of my eye. Then I noticed a tiny red spot. And watched in horror as that spot continued to grow outward in a perfect round bump that felt more annoying than the eyelash. Then throughout the day yesterday the bump smoothed out leaving this ugly red patch. I seriously look like someone punched me… I almost wish they had. At least the story would be more believable and exciting to tell.